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[Instead of Tipsy Why Not Get Drunk]
[Episode 1]
WSA, the Worldwide Sommelier Association.
As long as one is acknowledged by the WSA,
it is the same as possessing
the power of classifying and pricing wines.
And Lu Weixun
is the youngest member in the history of WSA.
That is why,
he is known as a professional sommelier in China. (T/N: a sommelier is a wine steward)
Lu Weixun is well known in the industry
for his accurate classification and strict pricing.
It's a pity, such a perfect and handsome man
was destroyed by his horrible personality.
This is a simple wine.
His perfectionism!
- Obsessive compulsive disorder! - Mysophobia!
The wholesale price of the wine should be...
- Unreasonable. - less than 100 yuan.
Its retail price should be no more than 200 yuan.
Aren't you ruining my brand by saying this?
Being unaware of your brand's positioning...
is ruining your own brand.
- Let's go! - Good!
Great!
- Wow! - Great!
You guys worked hard.
Brother De.
You're here.
- Is Brother De's health doing well? - Okay, okay, okay.
Don't sweet talk me.
Be quick!
That's all?
This little?
I'm telling you,
If you don't pay back the debt by the tenth of next month,
you and your dad's good life will be over, understand?
Brother De, don't worry.
I will definitely find a way to pay back the debt!
But my dad...
He's old and not in good health.
He can't take any fright.
If something happens to him...
Don't, don't, don't.
So what? So what if something happens to him?
Am I supposed to take care of him for the rest of his life if something happens to him?
When he's done being your dad, he has to be my dad too?
I won't use my life in exchange for money. Take pity on me. It's not easy for me to come out this late at night to look for you.
Is it easy for me?
Brother De, take it easy!
Good thing I'm quick-witted.
Otherwise, this month would be another hard one.
I still can't taste anything.
Senior brother, where did you go?
Dad. The weather's getting colder.
Don't sit outside to calculate the accounts anymore.
Buzui, why is dad's accounting wrong again?
Let me see.
You wrote an extra zero here.
An extra zero?
Calculate carefully.
Isn't that right?
My brain's getting more and more confused.
Don't worry. It's fine.
So you are...
the so-called "never-gets-drunk" that defeated the Black Whirlwind Brothers?
Yes, that's me.
My rules here are simple.
Drink all the liquor on the table within a minute,
and you win.
If you win,
the money is yours.
If you lose, you have to leave the liquor field (drinking gambling).
That simple?
Simple? It's not that simple.
The liquor on the table is not regular liquor.
It's very strong.
I spent a lot of time and effort
just to get them.
But, using it to challenge you, it's worth it.
- Okay. - Good!
[Know your limits and leave]
Zui-Zui.
Did you have fun drinking tonight?
It was alright. Isn't it like this all the time?
But today's liquor
is a bit different from the ones before.
It almost tasted familiar.
As if I've drank it before.
Don't you have no sense of taste? How could you taste the difference?
It felt... different.
Anyways, why did you come find me today?
I came to see you.
I'm late, I still have the next round. I have to go now.
Careful.
Be careful. That stupid bottle of yours is going to break sooner or later.
Other girls carry a Doraemon or Baymax,
but you carry a stupid bottle all day.
This isn't a stupid bottle.
This is...
a secret!
A secret? It's just something your prince charming gave you.
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Wait!
Stop!
8820!
Keep one meter away from me.
What are you doing? Are you afraid I'm going to eat you?
You smell too much of alcohol!
Why were you in such a hurry to get to your next life?
My stuff got stuck on your car. Give it to me.
Give me!
What do you mean by this?
- Under such circumstances, I had no other choice. - Your ID card.
- What? - I'm in a hurry right now.
Leave your ID card and phone number, and I'll give you a call later to talk about compensation.
Then give me the bottle first!
ID card.
Fine.
Be careful!
♫ A cup of frothy coffee in the morning, enjoy a cup when I'm thinking of you ♫
♫ Close my eyes and enjoy the aftertaste ♫
♫ I couldn’t sleep all night after dark ♫
♫ Afraid to be rejected by you ♫
♫ A glass of old wine might make me drunk, I relive the past over and over ♫
♫ And start missing you more and more ♫
♫ How do I redeem it if I miss ♫
♫ a chance to be with you again ♫
What are you doing?
That's my water!
Unreasonable!
Forget it. Since you saved my life,
I won't bother with you anymore.
I still have to rush to my next drinking event. I'm going. See you.
I hope I don't see you again.
Right, don't want to see you again.
Money to fix the car.
Right now, I'm at the venue for tonight's event.
Aren't you all as excited for this event as I am?
Friend, how could you not know who Lu Weixun is?
China's professional sommelier. His sense of taste is absolutely beyond that of normal people.
He is a genius!
Thank you, "Let Daddy Love Your Little Heart."
I love you too.
This "Crying in a BMW", don't change the rhythm, okay? (T/N: don't mislead people)
My idol earned his place in the wine critics industry with his own ability.
Everyone knows what his abilities are, isn't that right?
Right!
I'm warning you again. Don't change the rhythm.
My idol left home when he was twenty to fight for a career on his own, okay?
The rumor about him as a rich second generation (the child of a rich family) was exposed only after his fame.
He accepted this crossover collaboration's invitation to prove to his dad
that he can use his own abilities
to shine in an industry that he likes!
I love you, Lu Weixun!
Lu Weixun, I love you!
Calm down, calm down. He's too handsome!
Idol!
Sorry.
Drink all of this in a minute and you win.
One minute, are you sure?
What? Too short?
More than...
Are you okay?
More than enough.
I might have a little cold. It's not a big problem.
Are you nervous?
Honestly, a little.
This.
What's this?
This is plan B. The right order of the wines is in here.
Memorize it beforehand in case of any accidents.
I don't need it.
Okay.
I like your confidence, but you have to remember
you only have 60 seconds in total.
If an accident happens, I'll have to smash the water tank.
There won't be any accidents. I promise.
Okay.
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Great. Nice!
Ladies and gentlemen, I am the magician, Alexander!
I'm very happy to come to China, the ancient and mysterious country of the East.
- Ladies and gentlemen, good evening! - Yes!
Allow me to present you tonight's most beautiful lady,
Marilyn!
Also, a most extraordinary friend tonight,
the genius sommelier, Lu Weixun!
Lu Weixun! Lu Weixun! Lu Weixun!
Tonight, open your eyes wide and don't be fooled by what you see.
I will now invite three audience members to join the dinner feast.
- Here, pick me, pick me, pick me! - Me! Pick me!
Very good. The esteemed guests have already found their favorite wines.
I have three cards that describe the wine selected by those three audience members.
But Mr. Lu will only be able to use his amazing sense of taste
to find these three wines.
From the combination lock that sealed the magic sword,
he will find the right positions to release the magic sword
in order to save my lover.
And now, Mr. Lu, I will describe the three different wines.
The first wine reminds us of an orchard in the mid-autumn harvest.
The branches are heavily laden with bright red fruits.
A young girl in a light pink dress can be seen vaguely in the deep recess of the orchard.
The second wine is like a peaceful elder with grayish white hair.
On New Year's Eve, he holds a mischievous child in his lap.
There are many nuts on the serving table.
One after one, he cracks open a walnut,
hazelnut, and almond, and slowly feeds it into the child's mouth.
Pure love and care from the elderly. That is the second wine.
And now, the last wine
is the woody fragrance that can transport you into an ancient forest.
You can't help but follow the path among the trees
and walk toward a lake, where water vapor is rising to the surface.
Pairs of wild butterflies gently dance
among the bushes that give off the smell of red berries.
Mr. Lu has only 60 seconds
to determine which glass is the correct answer.
- One! - One!
- Two! - Two!
- Three! - Three!
Good.
Good! Good!
Red berries. Girl in a pink dress in the strawberry field.
Lightly sweet.
The only glass of light red wine.
It's a giveaway.
Old man with grayish white hair. Purity.
It should be a white wine.
Old man. Aged strength.
It's really a well-aged fine wine.
How could a young wine match it?
Drink! Drink! Drink!
Keep going! There's still 20 seconds left.
There are only two glasses left!
Good!
What? Can't drink anymore?
Drink! Drink! Drink!
Keep going! Drink! Drink!
Other than the year, these two wines are the same.
Interesting.
I can't smell it.
I still can't smell it.
[18, 17...]
I can't taste it.
There's still no flavor.
Why?
Why isn't he moving? Did something happen?
No, there's still time.
Give me the ax.
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2009, the entire Burgundy region had good weather.
Almost all the varieties of grapes in the region
enjoyed excellent growing condition.
In December 2009, a severe frost descended in the entire region
causing the temperature to drop from 5 degrees Celsius to -15 degrees.
Many grapevines were ruined.
2010, the damp spring and windy weather
affected the grapevines from blooming and resulted in a poor fruit.
It looks like the correct answer should be the wine from 2009.
[7]
[6]
[5]
Wait. Struggle.
Unstoppable desire for survival.
[4]
[3]
[1]
Ladies and Gentlemen, Marilyn!
Thank you.
Why?
Miss, is this how you are after losing a competition?
You just lost three times. Three times!
You still have the heart to eat all of this?
You can't even taste them.
Why did you ask me to buy so much food?
Why don't you give them all to me, so that they will exert their biggest value?
I also want to eat.
I spent the money... I must make it worth it.
I need to digest first.
This is way too delicious.
Today, I must eat to my fill.
Otherwise, what will I do if my sense of taste disappears again tomorrow?
Do you know how long I haven't eaten bittern flapjack? (T/N: one of the most well-known traditional Beijing street foods: main ingredients are pork, pork lung, pork intestines, pork liver, tofu, etc.)
- It tastes good? - Yeah, it tastes good.
You can taste it?
You have a sense of taste now?
Come in.
Has Lu Weixun turned in his article?
He should have turned it in yesterday.
What do you mean, "should have"? Mi Ya,
the articles for this issue are very important. The magazine is about to be printed.
If he still doesn't turn in the articles, we'll be screwed this month.
We've been collaborating with Lu Weixun for a long time. There's never been a mishap before.
I don't know what happened this time, but I believe in Lu Weixun.
He won't delay unless there is a special circumstance.
Come.
Are you sure it wasn't because we weren't fully satisfied this time?
Don't worry, Chief Editor. I already have a plan B.
If we don't hear anything in three days, I will remove Lu Weixun's column from this issue.
I've discovered a new talented sommelier recently.
This sommelier's abilities are no less than Lu Weixun's. The draft article is already in my email box.
Do you know why I appreciate you so much?
It's because you're outstanding. Extremely outstanding!
- If there isn't anything else, I'll be going first. - Alright.
240g of eggs, 120g of sugar,
120g of cake flour, 10g of emulsifier,
28g of water, 28g of milk.
Miss, your sense of taste is back,
but if you keep eating like this, you will have stomach problems.
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Hello, the number you tried to dial—
Young man, your organs are very healthy.
Young girl, you have to look after your body.
You can't go around eating everything.
Doctor, my sense of taste came back.
My sense of taste is gone.
I didn't have a sense of taste before.
My job really needs my sense of taste.
I just wanted to make sure, will it disappear again?
Your test results don't show any abnormal results.
Maybe you should visit the psychiatric department?
Doctor, I don't have mental disorders.
Those who currently visit the psychiatric department may suffer from psychological problems
that cause the sense of taste to quit functioning. People are under such high pressures nowadays.
They frequently have symptoms such as headaches, anxiety, nervousness, and insomnia.
You may also be deficient in certain vitamins. I suggest that you take more tests, just in case.
- I'm really out of my mind. - You make a lot of sense.
But I just want to know the reason why my sense of taste suddenly came back.
Will it disappear again?
- Mister, I'm with a patient now. Can you wait outside? - Follow me. - Why are you pulling me?
- Let me go! - Mister?
Are they sick or not?
[Changyi Building]
Hey, let me go!
If you are sick, go to a doctor. Why are you pulling me?
What do you want?
Take a sip and tell me the taste of it.
Are you crazy? Do you think I'm stupid?
I'm going to drink it just because you told me to? I'm telling you,
everything you did just now has been recorded by CCTV.
Don't even think about doing anything bad.
What are you doing?
- I already gave you the money. - This car was imported from Britain.
The damage assessment fee is at least 40,000 yuan.
40,000 yuan? Are you scamming me?
Take a sip and you won't have to pay it.
Bitter Melon Soda?
40,000 yuan for a sip?
40,000 yuan for a sip.
Say it one more time.
40,000 yuan for one sip.
I've recorded it.
Drink it.
What does it taste like?
It's awful! If it weren't for the 40,000 yuan,
I wouldn't have drank such a disgusting drink.
I asked what does it taste like.
- It tastes a bit sweet after the bitterness. - What are the percentages?
The bitterness is 7%, and sweetness is 2%.
I don't know where these numbers came from. I just said it randomly.
Will it affect the repair cost?
Mine.
- Yours? I gave it to you already. - This is mine.
How did you snatch it away? Give it back to me!
Are you crazy? What kind of nonsense are you saying?
I, He Buzui, am poor,
but I'm not poor on integrity. I didn't steal or rob, what gives you the right to say I took something from you?
Don't slander me.
The most important thing in my life.
What?
Give it back to me.
Big Brother, are you joking?
Don't be so sentimental, okay? Don't tell me that was your first kiss.
Look at you. You're already a grown-up.
You want to fool a kid?
Brother, don't be too upset.
It's just a first kiss.
See, I lost my first kiss, too. Just let this matter go.
You can't be wanting me to take responsibility for you, right?
First kiss.
Y-You don't have to be responsible for me.
Even though I was the disadvantaged one,
but I'm not blaming you at all! See, I even drank your soda.
I've also told you the percentages. I'm leaving!
What are you doing?
You took what's mine, so you must give it back to me!
♫ Refreshing and sweet, not just the first time meeting ♫
♫ Slightly salty, only discovering it in hindsight ♫
♫ Undo the spell for the oxygen to be fresh ♫
♫ As long as I see your side profile ♫
♫ All these momentary storms are as transient as fleeting clouds ♫
♫ The night facing the darkness is also an experience ♫
♫ Just to have you who sees flavor accompany me on a risk ♫
♫ It’s strange that this sense of taste has replaced language ♫
♫ As if it’s a belief going towards the finish line as I move forward ♫
♫ Overcoming prejudice, piecing together fragments, loving you is my habit ♫
♫ We learned to be brave, embrace brilliance, and love even more ♫
♫ Eyes closed, your flavor experienced photosynthesis ♫
♫ I see it ♫
♫ The moment when the scene is frozen and fragrant ♫
♫ I’m willing to be lost in the secret garden ♫
♫ Undo the spell for the oxygen to be fresh ♫
♫ As long as I see your side profile ♫
♫ All these momentary storms are as transient as fleeting clouds ♫
♫ The night facing the darkness is also an experience ♫
♫ Just to have you who sees flavor accompany me on a risk ♫
♫ It’s strange that this sense has replaced language ♫
♫ As if it’s a belief going towards the finish line as I move forward ♫
♫ Your presence, to me, is a season filled with sunshine ♫
♫ Together we learned to be brave, embrace brilliance, and love even more ♫
♫ Eyes closed, letting time be frozen ♫
♫ The flavor of love experienced photosynthesis, I see it ♫
♫ I see it ♫